Silent Night, Deadly Night

Surprisingly... not that bad. Billy played a great psycho, and I really dug his performance. Sometimes I didn't know if it was creepy, or funny. When he kept saying 'NAUGHTY' and 'PUNISH' I started laughing every time. It's cheesy, but it still does a pretty good job as far as story and character development goes. Santa Clause is kind of a creepy person if you think about it. If anyone else broke into your house, you'd shoot 'em! If you're looking for a good laugh with your buddies, check this one out. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Billy: Kid who witnesses his mother and father murdered by Santa when five years old. Needless to say, he develops some mental problems.
• Sister Margaret: Cares for Billy and tries to help him.
• Mother Superior: A bitter nun. Helps make Billy a little nuts.
• Captain Richards: Cop who shoots Santa (AKA BIlly).
• Mr. Sims: Owns a store and gives Billy his first job. Billy then goes and lives the American dream by killing him.
• Pamela: Billy's crush. She calls him 'crazy' after he kills someone right in front of her. Idiot. Gutted.
• Andy: Jerk co-worker of Billy. Strangled with x-mas lights.
• Mrs. Randall: Works at the store. The smartest person in the movie. Becomes a human target for Billy's bow and arrow.
• Denise: Random topless girl Billy kills.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: Guns, a belt, an axe, a knife, x-mas lights, a hammer, a bow and arrow, antlers, a fire poker, and a phone cord.
• Random Breast Shot: 5
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Times Billy says 'Punish': 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The 'recreation rooms' in mental hospitals are rooms with a chair in them.
• Potato chips are kept behind the counter at gas stations.
• A naked nun being whipped by another nun? This sounds like a porno.
• If a killer ever shouts no at you while you're trying to escape, don't stop.
• 'Virgin snow' is snow that has been trampled a lot.