Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

My recommendation for you is to skip part one entirely and go straight to part two. This movie highlights all of the cool and impoartant scenes from it and adds a hilarious second part. I can't pretend that this movie was scary or creepy in any way. The lead character had me laughing with every word! I loved his insane 'death march' down the street killing people at random. A truely classic scene! I give this flick a 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Ricky: Brother of the maniac from the first movie and he's not all there himself. He is the sole reason to watch this movie! GARBAGE DAY!
• Dr. Henry Bloom: The shrink who evaluates Rick. Pushes his luck and somehow manages to get strangled with recording tape.
• Jennifer: Rick's gal. Nice girl. Too bad she must be PUNISHED! Strangled.
• Mother Superior: Evil nun that really messed up Ricky and his brother when they were younge. Decapitated.
• Chip: Evil blonde hair preppy 80's guy that hit's on Jennifer! You know he is sooooo gonna die! Jumper cables to the face! Yeah!
• The Others: Since this movie recaped the first one, there are tons more characters. If you really want to know who they are, go to the reveiw for part 1.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 27. A lot of 'em are from re-caping part 1.
• Weapons Used: A gun, a knife, a belt, x-mas lights, a sparb object, a hammer, an axe, cardboard boxes, an arrow, antlers, a fire poker, a phone cord, an umbrella, jumper cables, and an antenna.
• Breast Shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 1
• Acts of aggrestion against Santas: 4
• Lights or phone out: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Cigeretes can appear out of nowhere.
• Orphans are really strong!
• Store rooms are death traps.
• Never tell a known killer with a weapon that you hate him.
• Is everyone in this neighborhood deaf?
• It doesn't bother a nurse to have an address number 666.