Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out

This movie would have been a lot better if the same actor who played Ricky in part 2 played him in this one also. Most of the death scenes were off-screen or really lame, and they were all stabbed. Very boring compared to the rest of the series. Skip this dull sequel. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Laura: Blind psychic woman who has a connection to Ricky. She gets around really well for being 'blind.'
• Ricky: The killer from the previous film who has a bowl of jell-o for a head. He also attracks Santas like a shopping mall. Stabbed.
• Dr. Newbury: Ricky's doctor who tries to learn about Ricky's condition. Intestines cut out.
• Chris: Laura's brother who looks like a reject from an 80's metal band. Stabbed and dies.
• Jerri: Chris's flight attendant girlfriend. Stabbed.
• Granny: Typical cookie-baking grandmother type. Invites Ricky in for dinner, and he ends up being a very bad guest.
• Lt. Connely: Detective who is after Ricky. On the way to stop the homicidal santa from killing again, he decides it's ok to stop and use the restroom.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: Scalpel, a letter opener, a knife, a cane, and a wooden stake.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Dead phone lines: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Wearing a hospital gown and haveing half of your skull missing makes it hard to hitchhiker.
• Tape recorders piss psychos off.
• Haveing tuperware as a head isn't suspicious at all.