Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

STAY AWAY! This was a really boreing and crappy movie. It's about a cult of men-hateing women who make a woman vomit roaches. Yup, thats right. There was no real story, likable characters, or body count. It has nothing to do with the previous movies or even to do with X-mas! AHHHH! 1/2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Kim: Wannabe reporter. I guess that this would be considered a failure. She gets really bitchy.
• Hank: Kim's lover and co-worker. Kind of a nice guy, but stabbed to death.
• Fima: Woman who owns a book store and tries to suck Kim into her cult world. Falls to a firey death.
• Janice: Kim's best friend.... who abducts her and gives her to the cult.
• Ricky: This better not suppose to be the same 'Ricky' from the other movies. Stabbed and dies.
• Eli: Kim's sexest boss.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: A knife, a lamp, a broom, a video camera, and x-mas lights.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Yes, fire is hot.
• Spraying bug repelant on your dishes isn't a good idea.
• Spaghetti is an omen.
• These people are like, the worse liars ever!
• Where the hell did he come from?
• I'd be tense too, you psycho bitch!
• Is that a dildo mask? Oh shit, it is! I was being sarcastic!
• Why do I get the impression these women didn't get invited to the prom?