Slaughterhouse

An old slaughterhouse is in danger of being torn down, so the residents decide to kill anyone who tries to take their home away. A decent slasher movie complete with a killer who thought he was a pig! The death scenes were pretty damn cool with ample gore. I liked the part where the guy was grinded into meat in particular. Step through the cheese and check this one out. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Buddy: Deranged hillbilly that speaks throught snorts and grunts like a pig. Oh yeah, he slices people up with a meat cleaver too.
• Lester: Buddy's father who own's a run down slaughterhouse and is being forced off his land. Encourages Buddy to kill people in his way. Head ran over by a car.
• Liz : Sheriff's daufghter who goes to the slaughterhouse on a dare.
• Buzz: Explores the slaughterhouse and gets a hook to the face.
• Annie: Liz's friend who gets killed offscreen.
• Kevin & Michele: The couple that gets hacked in the beginning.
• Deputy Dave: Investigates the slughterhouse and gets his hand lopped off and bleeds to death.
• Sally: Dave's mistress who gets chased down and her throat slit.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A giant meat cleaver, a meat grinder, a gun and a knife.
• Breast Shots: 0.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Pig skulls make good spatoons.
• Shadow puppets are not very amusing.
• You'd think that a killer with a bell on his weapon would be easy to hear coming.
• ALWAYS check the backseat.