Sleepaway Camp 3

Part three was the best yet. Maybe it's because I don't have very hight expectations of movies like these, but they always surprise me, and I enjoyed thie movie a lot. It's kind of like a funnier Friday the 13th. The characters were one dimentional, but thats they was they're supose to be in these kinds of movies. You don't really care about them. All you care about is how they're gonna die. All they need is one key trait to make them who they are. Wether that trait is being stupid, a drunk, a slut, a racist, ect. the methods of death remain quite creative. My favorite part was where she ran over the head with the lawnmower. I give this movie a 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Angela: Everyone's favorite female psycho camper killer!
• Marcia: Seems like such a nice girl.
• Herman: Counselor. Beaten with a stick.
• Tony: Seems like a thug, if it weren't for that red bandana around his neck.
• Bobby: Innocent dumb hick boy. Stretched by a Jeep.
• Lily: Head Counselor. Kinda lazy. Buried up to her head, and then Angela runs over her head with a lawnmower.
• Riff: What kind of music is he listening to? It's like rap meets eighties remix. Metal steak to the head.
• Cindy: Racist preppy girl. Dropped head-first through concrete.
• Barney: Cop/Counselor. Son killed last year by Angela. Follows in his son's footsteps. Shot.
• Maria: Ran down by a garbage truck in the streets of New York.
• Tawny: Reporter. Inhales detergent thinking it was cocane.
• Greg: Axe to the chest.
• Peter: Really annoying kid who shots firecrackers off every 10 seconds. Head blown up with a firecracker.
• Anita: Axe to the chest.
• Arab: Asian punk girl. Axe to the head.
• Jan: Girl who likes Barney. beaten to death with a stick.
• Snowboy:: Spraypaints everything in sight. bat to the head.

The Totals

• Body Count: 16
• Weapons Used: A garbage truck, laundry deturgent, a stick, firecrakers, axes, a flagpole, dirt, garbage, a lawnmower, a jeep, a hammer, a metal steak, a kife, and a needle.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Bags of trash are hard to run around and make good blockades.
• No! Not the Happy Camper Song again! Anything but that! Make her stop!
• Uh-oh! He's forcing himself on Angela! He's sooooo dead!
• Angela raps? God help us all.