Slugs

Alright, I've seen movies about killer pigs, killer ants, hell ever killer frogs, but this movie takes the cake! I mean, how do you get caught and eaten by slugs?! It's not like they can jump, or fly, or even move fast! About the only way they could kill you is if you fall into a huge swarming pile of them. And sadly, thats what happens... a lot. A small town is suddenly infested by slimey crawling slugs. I actually got a kick out of this movie, just because it's so ridiculos. Go ahead and check this one out. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Mike: The city's health inspector who discovers the man-eating slugs! Decides the best way to get rid of them is to blow up the sewer and half the city.
• Don: The sanitation guy for the city. Helps destroy the slugs, but gets chomped while doing it.
• Kim: Mike's wife and teacher at the local school. Nicknamed the
• Sheriff Reese: Mean 'ol sheriff guy. Doesn't like Mike, and somehow survives.
• David: Friend of Mike's who eats a slug salad and his who face melts off.
• Maureen: David's alcoholic wife who mistakes a slug for anchovies. Who puts anchovies in salads anyway?!
• John: Science teacher with a British accent and is a general geek. Developes a chemical that blows up slugs, but his hampster gets eaten by a slug.
• Bobby & Donna: The horny teens who have sex and become slug fooder.
• Harold & Jean: Old couple. Harold chops his hand off and they both die in an explosion.
• Maria: Don's wife who doesn't believe in killer slugs. Now what's so unrealistic about that?
• Pam: The good girl of the movie who does her homework, and is against drinking, partying and sex. Dies after turning down sex! HA HA HA!

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A hatchet and chemicals.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 6. I mean come on! They're slugs!
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 7
• Hampsters Killed: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Always check your couch for slugs.
• Greenhouses are deathtraps.
• Sex makes some people really uncoordinated.
• See, yet another example of how sex saves lives!