Slumber Party Massacre

What are you looking for here? A story? HA! Boy are you in the wrong place. But then again, what kind of plot do you really need for a movie like this? You already know what kind of movie this is by the title. it's an eighties low-budget slasher flick that has a decent amount of breasts in them. My biggest problem with these movies is they try too hard with the killers. They give them these terrible and chessey lines that make their audience members rll their eyes and slap their foreheads. It could be worse I guess. They could just slap a mask on them, and not give them any lines, and try to reap the benifits like Michael Meyers and Jason did. I give this movie a 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Trish: Hosts the slumber party.
• Coach Jana: Nice lady, even if she is responsible for how the girls play basketball. Spills her guts the old fashion way.
• Kimberly: Blond gal. Killed, and stuffed in the frige.
• Jackie: Means well, but lets the killer into the house. Drilled.
• Diane: The snob of the group. Drilled.
• Valerie: The new girl in the school, and neighbor of Trish. Kind of a quiet girl. Plays good basketball. Or at least thats what the script says.
• Courtney: Valerie's annoying little sister.
• Jeff: Hits on older women. Drilled.
• Neil: Prankster idiot. Stabbed.
• John: Diane's man. Decapitated.
• Linda: Killed early on, while going back to get her homework. Is there a lesson to be learned here? Drilled.
• Mr. Contant: Neighbor who watches over Trish'es house while her parents are away. Hunts snails with a knife in the middle of the night. Drilled.
• Russ Thorn: Denium wearing killer with a drill he uses to kill people.

The Totals

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: A drill, a flashlight, a fire poker, knives, and a machete.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Blood ozzing from under a door: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Nothin like a random breast shot to begin a movie!
• Who taught the girls how to play basketball? Athletic ability obviously was required to get their parts in the film.
• I thought she was putting the peep hole in! She just drilled the hole and left?!
• When breasts are being shown, there's no need for a good script.
• That was a pretty lousy prank guys.
• Thats the worst fake thunderstorm I've ever heard.
• That drill has a really impressive battery.
• Falling into a swimming pool will not get you wet.