Slumber Party Massacre 3

Remember when I reviewed the first Slumber Party Massacre and I said at least the killer wasn't wearing a mask? Well he does in the first half of this film! I had a few problems with this film. I know it's a TnA slasher flick, but it seemed really sexist. The killer could barely out muscle one man, but he can handle 5 women with no problem? I think they in a way acknowledged sexism with how the cops treated the calls. When one of the girls called twice and reported a disturbance, the cop blew it off as crazy women, but when the neighbor (a man) called, they came right away. Another problem I had was the fact that none of them managed to run away. the killer was knocked unconcious FIVE TIMES and none of them managed to get out of the house or properly restrain him. However the film did have a good quality or two. I really liked the killer in this film. He defiently had the perfect serial killer look. I also liked after he was blinded by bleech to the eyes, he stalked around the house yelling "Marco....Marco....Marco." Pretty funny shit. Bottom Line is it gets a 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Weirdo: Suspected to be the killer until he was found dead.
• Jackie: Hosts the party. Survives.
• Janine: Flys through a glass door and drilled.
• Diane: Stabbed to death at the end.
• Sarah: Drilled early on through her car seat.
• Juliette: Electrocuted in a bathtub with a vibrator.
• Maria: Has big hair. Drilled.
• Ken: Old friend of Juliette. Ends up being the killer. Drilled.
• Susie: One of the gals. Survives.
• Duncan: Dork of the group. Slashed with the drill.
• Morgan: Creepy neighbor. Peeping tom that screams like a girl.
• Pizza Girl: Drilled.
• Tom: Cut up with a chainsaw.
• Frank: Has a crush on Jackie. Hit with the drill and prsumed dead.
• Michael: Stabbed with a For Sale sign.
• O'Reilly: Cranky cop.

The Totals

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: A For Sale sign, a vibrator, a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, lumber, lamps, dinnerware, a harpoon gun,bleech, a knife, and a polo mallet.
• Random Breast Shot: 3 (Plus 2 in the previews)
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: Too many to seriously count.
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Time killer was knocked out: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Girls like to watch other girls strip naked.
• Bras make good hats.
• Pizza delivery is a deadly job in B-movie world.
• Policemen are asses.
• OK, there are 9 prople left and they know theres a killer out.. If they all die, then they have to be the stupidest people on the planet.
• These cops are really slow.