Sorority Babes In the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

A funny movie about a bunch of college kids who break into a local mall and unlock a demonic puppet who uses his powers to possess a few of the girls into demons who kill the other coeds. Pretty creative for the most part with several creative kills. However the other kills were kinda cheep becasue they were off screen. Over all an entertaining flick and worth a watch. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Calvin: Horror movie fan who isn't real slick with the ladies.
• Spider: Tough shic who was robbing the mall when the group also broke in. She eventually falls for Calvin.
• Babs: Sorority bitch who has keys to the mall. Gets possessed by a demon who likes leather. Burned alive.
• Jimmie: Fat guy who wishes for gold and gets lead. Decapitated and head used as a bowling ball.
• Keith: Sex deprived teen who gets his face boiled in water.
• Taffy: Plegee whogets turned into a prom queen. Pulled apart, much like real taffy.
• Lisa: Plagee turned into a love slave and paddled to death with an evil-looking paddle.
• Rhonda: Another sorority girl. Turned into a zombie demon thing. Killed in a car accident.
• Frankie: Obcessed with her hair, which is funny, because she gets turned into a Bride of Frankenstein clone. Beheaded.
• Janitor: Deaf old man who tells the history of the Imp. Stabbed.
• The Imp: Little claustrophobic puppet dude who grants grants wishes and then takes them back. Little bastard. Gets shoved into a tin box.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A paddle, a microwave, a rod, electricity, a bowling pin, a bowling ball, a knife, a demonic paddle, and an axe.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Pop-up bodies: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Bowling trophies can release demonic puppets.
• Heads make awkward bowling balls.
• Janitors are good sources of information.