Sorority House Massacre II (1990)

A handful of sorority girls by an old house for their sorority, and are spending the first night there when they discover that it has a deadly past. This movie is prettty much what you expect. The girls get naked and eventually die in grizzly (or funny) ways. A little comic reliefe was thrown in at the very end, which was funny, but didn't really follow the mood of the rest of the film. A good rent though. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Linda: Sorority girl with a English accent, which drives me crazy. I've always had a thing for British girls I guess. Sadly gets possessed and shot in the end.
• Jessica: Tall girl who is into public displays of affection. Stabbed.
• Kimberly: The whiniest girl of the bunch, and that's saying a lot. Killed via methods unknown.
• Suzanne: Short girl with frizzy hair. Kinda annoying. Gets her foot caught in a random beartrap in the attic and gets impaled with a hook.
• Janey: The girl who bought the house for the sorority. First to get killed. Hooked.
• Orville: Creepy neighbor who is looking out for the girls. Ends up being comedy reliefe that is indestructable. Seriously! He gets stabbed repeatedly, his neck snapped with a chain, head bashed onto a toilet, and shot multiple times and LIVED!
• Lt. Block & Sgt. Shawlee: The two cops who don't really serve much purpose.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A drill, a bat, a knife, a machete, a hook, a bear trap, a chain, a toilet, a fire poker and guns.
• Breast Shots: 8
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Scenes from Slumber Party Massacre: 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The best place to keep your keys is down your pants.
• Elvis is alive!
• Lightening can make your Ouija board fly across the room.