Spliced (2003)

A girl that loves horror movies sees one that has an odd effect on her. Now all of the wishes she makes are coming true in a very bad way. This was a decent flick, that kinda reminded me of the bastard child of Wishmaster and Cutting Class. While there is a small body count there is ample action and story in between to keep us occupied. It was kind of a lame ending, but still watchable. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Mary: A chick who loves horror movies (far to few of those) and has issues sleepwalking. Her wishes start coming true and people start getting dead.
• Brad: Mary's love intrest and a real slimebag. Ok, maybe I'm just jealous.
• Debbie: Mary's best friend who tries to convince her that there's nothing supernatural about this. She's right.
• Mandy: The blond bitch of the movie who steals Brad away from Mary. She gets slashed across the face with broken glass.
• Shane: Mary's scrawny ass friend who has a deep crush on her.
• Cara: Another of Mary's girlfriends. She gets her toung cut out after an agrument with Mary.
• Morgan: Mary's emotional council at the school, who helps her try to figure out what the hell is going on.

The Totals

• Body Count: 2
• Weapons Used: Glass and a potted plant.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• A girl that really digs horror movies, I think I'm in love...
• Trees can grant wishes.
• What? You mean a dark gym is not a proper setting for a therapy session?