Terror Train

A group of college freinds are haveing a party on a train. Then someone starts picking them off one-by-one wearing different masks. Jamie Lee Curtis was the lead actress in this movie and was on a role with such hits as The Fog, Prom Night and Halloween II. Then this pretty much ended the streak. For a slasher movie, this one came up short. Maybe it's because there was little creativity put into the plot or concealing the identity of the killer, beacuse it was pretty obvious who it was. On the plus side, you get to see David Copperfield die, so it's a mixed bag. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Alana: (Jamie Lee Curtis) Sorority girl who helps pull a drity prank on an emotionaly unstable guy. Soon her friends are popping up dead. Hummmm....
• Ken: (David Copperfield) The magician (wow, what a stretch) hired to entertain the students. Gets a sword thru the head.
• Carne: The train conductor who is trying to figure out who is the one killing the kids off.
• Doc: Prankster asshole who gets his throat slit.
• Kenny: The poor nerdy kid who has the prank pulled on him. Falls to his death.
• Mitchy: Doc's girlfriend who helps with the prank. Throat slit.
• Mo: Alana's not-so-faithful boyfriend who gets impaled off camera.
• Jackson: The black friend of the bunch, and who gets his head shoved through a mirror.
• Ed: The first of the friends to die. He doesn't even make it onto the train. Stabbed.

the Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A sword, a mirror, a knife, a door, an earring, a fire extinguisher, a crowbar, and a shovel.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• He can make the Statue of Liberty disappear, but he can't escape the train?
• Bed curtains are really easy to get tangled in.
• Insert your own 'hand' joke here.