Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Imagine this; you just walked into your office, and some freak jumps out and smacks you with a hammer. You wake up, and all of your skin has been removed, and you see your co-worker chained to a wall wearing you face as a mask. Thats just one of the many great scenes in this flick. From the great prolog, to the never cringing ending, this movie was great! The mood was set perfectly, and the acting on all parts was terrific! Do yourself a favor and rent this sick, yet funny dark comedy! 5 out of 5.

Characters

• Stretch: DJ that fells unfulfilled with her job. Becomes Leatherface's object of affection.
• Lefty: Over-the-top cop of sorts that seeks vengencr for the murder of his brother who was killed in the first movie.
• Leatherface: Chainsaw weelding freak with a human face as a mask. Shows his sensitive side in this movie.
• Cook: Guess what his job is. Chainsawed in the ass, and blows himself up.
• Chop Top: The craziest one of the bunch. Falls to death.
• Grandpa: 137 years old, and still going strong.... well, still going at least.
• L.G.: Works at the radio station. Beaten with a hammer and skinned alive.
• Rick The Prick: Has the weirdest glasses I've ever seen. Dead.
• The Buzz: Has his scalp sawed off.
• Nubbes: A dead body the boys carry around.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: Pistol, chainsaw, fire extinguisher, a hammer. a bone, a coathanger, a lamp, and a razor.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Moral: You shouldn't kill people and put them in chili.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• DJs are incapable of hanging up on people.
• This bridge is like 10 miles long.
• Live radio is not always live.
• Skeleton hands can't hold weight.
• Fencing with chainsaws! Coooooooool!