Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

Well, it's offical, I'm never going to Texas. Not that I ever wanted to go there in the first place, but with all the freaks there, I have a reason not to go. I think that this installment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series was the most action-packed, but at the same time, it lacked the mood that the other three have. Also, in my opinion, the Leatherface in this one didn't look near as creepy as the others. However, I did like the addition of the psycho little girl. Her comments and role was a nice touch to the movie. As far as gore goes, the best part was the scene where Michelle wa nailed to her chair through her hands. OUCH! Check this one out if you liked the series up till now. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Michelle: Passivist who gets captured by the Sawyer gang.
• Benny: Survivalist who actually kicks some ass!
• Ryan: Michelle's arrogant boyfriend. Sawed to death by Leatherface.
• Leatherface: Wears human flexh for a mask. Beaten with a rock and sinks into the swamp. Presumed dead.
• Tex: Crazy cowboy guy. Burned to death.
• Mama: Has a tracheostomy. Shot to death
• Little girl: Warped little child who should definatly be given a time out.
• Gas Station Guy: Creepy peeping tom guy who works with the Sawyer family. Shot.
• The Father Guy: Gets fingers and ear blown off.

The Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Sledgehammer, rocks, flying roadkill, a car, a chainsaw, a beartrap, nails, hooks, fire, a knife, an axe, a chair, a car door, and a shotgun.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Teaxas has swamps.
• Never trust little girls.
• People in wheelchairs are easy targets.