The Brain

I know we all fear being eaten by a gaint floating brain, so this might be a little to real for a lot of you to watch. You might have nightmares after all. This movie was pretty funny, but I doubt that's what they were trying to achieve. The acting was bad. The effects were bad. The story was bad. What does that make this? A BAD movie! 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jim: Trouble maker that is sent to a shrink. For some reason I felt the need to fick his face in. The Brain stalks him.
• Dr. Anthony: Shrink who 'feeds' his clients to The Brain. He ends up being a robot or something.
• Janet: Jim's girl who is saving herself.... for college?
• Willie: A friend of Jim and Janet. Chomped on by The Brain.
• Vivian: Nurse who's job is being topless for mind control videos. Chomped on by... THE BRAIN!
• Officer Marks: Is this the only cop in town!?! Head loped off by The Weird Man.
• Becky: Crazy girl who gets killed in the first few minuets of the film.
• Mr. Woods: Principal who doesn't like Jim. Sawed to death by his wife.
• The Weird Man: Fat nurse who is chaseing after Jim for the entire movie. Chomped.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Scissors, an axe, a rock, and a chainsaw.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Giant floating brains are to be feared.
• Resturant workers are really weak.
• Large knives are kept within reach of mental patients.
• Fat men can run surprisingly fast.
• Watching your friend get eaten alive by a giant brian makes you horny.
• Rocking back in forth in your seat will not make your car go faster.
• Sunglasses are not a fool-proof disguise.
• Upstairs or downstairs!? PICK ONE!