The Crawlers

Some toxic waste gets dumped into the woods and it mutates roots into killer mutant roots... I guess. A pretty terrible movie. Bad acting, effects, story, characters, and everything else. Very litle gore, but a nice flow of dead bodies. Plus if the roots are so deadly, where are the trees that they're attached to?! And the 'helicopter crash' was a toy. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Josie: Girl who returns home to her family, her ex-boyfriend, and mutant killer roots.
• Matt: Josie's idiot ex-boyfriend who she reunites with.
• Taylor: Drunk who works at the local power plant. Nice. Strangled with roots.
• Sheriff: Asshole crooked cop who gets killed by roots.
• Paula: Town hooker who has an overdramatic death via roots.
• Brian: Grandson of one of the victims. Genius deemed as a coward, who defeats the roots with bulldozers rather than shovels, like the other so-called 'heros.'
• Jack: Gas statio attendant who gets killed by roots.
• Susan: Chic who was just drifting through the town. Drifts into the deadly roots instead.
• David: Josie's brat brother who likes plants. Realllllly annoying.
• Bob: Matt's dad and helecopet piolet. Killed in an explosion.
• Kruger: Evil power plant dude who covers up the nuclear waste thing. Shots himself in the head.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 17
• Weapons Used: A gun, a pitchfork, an axe, and bulldozers.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• WHOA! Buckle up, we're about to hit 35 mph!
• Evil henchmen scream like litle girls.
• Coffin's are buried six inches deep.
• Toy helicopters explode when they fall.
• Hookers don't have appropriate digging clothes.
• When in doubt use bulldozers.