The Creeps

Oh my. This movie is about a scientist who brings classic monsters to life to help him take over the world... somehow. N-e-way, something goes wrong and the monsters end up coming out as midgets. There was no gore or death scenes in the movie at all. A few people were sent to other universes, but thats it. It was kinda boreing because of this, but still interesting... in a dull way. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Anna: Librarian who tries to track down a stolen book. Decides the best way to escape midget monsters is to take off your shirt.
• David: Private Investigator/ video store clerk, who is also Catholic.
• Winston: Scientist who wants to bring the moster's to life to help him take over the world. Pisses the monsters off and gets sent to another universe.
• Miss Christina: Lesbian Librarian. Boss of Anna, who is kidnapped by the monsters and sent to another universe.
• Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy, & Frankenstein's Monster: Brought to the real world thanks to modern science. The only problem is thet they're midgets.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 2. Kinda.
• Weapons Used: A stun gun, candles, and a cross.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Random stripping librarians: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• This has to be the most annal library ever!
• Rubbing a book over yourself can be errotic.
• Vampires are very insightful.
• Vampires don't like electric lights.
• When hiding from mosters, take off your shirt.