The Dentist

The story of a dentist named Alan (cool name) who flips out after catching his wife giveing the pool man some 'extra benefits.' He then goes to work, and turns his patients teeth into a bloody powder. The thing that makes this movie so cool is the fact that almost all of us (non-British people) can relate to how scary dentist visits cn be. Especially the high pitched sound of the drill. Check this one out, but don't expect to be anxious to see your dentist afterwards. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Alan: Obcessive compulsive dentist. Goes a little nuts after he discovers his wife is cheating on him. Takes his frustrations out on his patients, mideval style!
• Brooke: Alan's cheating wife. Gets her teeth destroyed and her tounge cut out... but lives.
• Matt: Alan's pool guy that sleeps with his wife. Now thats what I call benefits!
• Jessica: Alan's assistant who gets strangled.
• Karen: Assistant dentist at the office who gets a needle to the neck.
• Candy: Receptionist at the office. Her name is Candy and she works at a dentist's office?
• Sarah: Younge girl who wants to get her braces removed. Alan tries to kill her because he knows one day her teeth will rot.
• April Reign: Beauty contestent who comes in for a visit and gets violated at no extra charge.
• Marvin: Dirty IRS agent who blackmails Alan right in the middle of a check-up. Very bad idea.
• Paula: Alan's neighbor. He destroys some of her teeth.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 3
• Weapons Used: A gun, a scarf, a knife, a drill, plyers, a hose, a needle, and a lamp.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Times I'll go to the dentist after watching this film: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The life of a pool man is short, but good.
• Dentists charge you extra if you bite them.
• Oh shit, this is going to suck....
• OWWWW!
• You can't hide from your dentist.
• It's hard to keep good help if you keep killing them.