The Dorm That Dripped Blood

A really groovy movie about a small group of students who are boarding up an old dorm over vaction break. Soon someone starts picking them off in brutal and creative ways. This is probley my new favorite college slasher flick. I loved the twist on the killer, and the surprise ending. A must see for true slasher fans. 5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Joanne: Leader of a small group a students who close an old dorm over Christmas vacation. Thrown into a furnace at the end.
• Craig: Prankster type of guy. Also has a thing against homless people.
• Brian: The nice guy of the movie. Chopped up real good with a machete.
• Patty: Chic with a weird mole on her lip. Knocked out and steamed in a pressure cooker.
• Debbie: The girl that "leaves" the group early on. Ran over repeatedly. Her parents were sliced up as well.
• John: Weirdo squatter guy who hangs around the dorm, ans suspected killer. Killed with a blunt object to the back of the head.
• Bill: Janitor guy, who gets drilled in the head with... well... a drill.
• Tim: Joanne's rich man who leaves for a ski trip.
• Bobby: Scuzzy dude who digs in dumpsters and almost the hero of the movie. Too bad he was shot by police.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: A knife, a bat with nails in it, wire, a car, a drill, an industrial size pressure cooker, a machete, a fire extinguisher, and a furnace.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Swing batta batta, SWING!
• Homeless people are to be feared.
• This dorm is yet to drip blood.
• OH, there it goes!
• What? You mean the elevator runs on electricity?
• Scuzzy trash digger to the rescue!