The Funhouse

Four teens decide to spend the night in a funhouse at a local carnival. They witness a murder by a freak and are soon being hunted down by the monster. Decent movie, but the lack of dead bodies made it kinda drag. The monster looked pretty cool, but that was the best part of it. See it if you're a huge fan of Tobe Hooper's work. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Amy: Teen girl who attends a local carnival with her friends and decide to spend the night in one of the shows.
• Buzz: Amy's date. Nice enough guy, but he still gets killed.
• Liz: Falls into a trap door and gets attacked and killed by The Monster.
• Richie: Liz's man who decides to steal the Monster's money. Idiot. Hung.
• Madame Zena: Fortune teller/ prostitute, who gets killed after the Monster decides he wants his money back.
• Marco: The Monster's father. Watches after him and tries to control him.
• The Monster: Freak that kinda looks like the Elephant Man. Killed in a gear accident.
• Joey: Amy's brat brother.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A rope, an axe, a sword, a pointy thing, a gun, and gears.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Did her towel just change colors?
• A gypse screwing Frankenstein?
• Monsters have problems 'controling themselves' during sex.
• This house is anything but fun.