The Haunting of Hell House

A girl is brutally murdered and the boyfriend is trying to figure out just how the hell she was killed, and soon suspects himself or spirits. This movie was set back in the 1800s in England, so everyone had really annoying facial hair. Besides that this was a very dull and slow-paced movie. All of the death happened at the beginning or the very end, with no real momentum in the middle. Little blood or gore to be found. Skip it. 1 out of 5.

Characters

• James: Confussed young man who is a suspect in his girlfriends (?) murder. Keeps wakeing up with blood on his hands. Dies of poison.
• Professor Ambrose: Old sick teacher who is also being hounded by a spirit. Dies of sickness.
• Fletcher: James' roomate who must be the most clueless man in the country. And we're talking about England here!
• Sarah: A lady friend to James. Maybe they were dating. Anyway, she gets ill and murdered early on.
• Jenkins: A friend to James.
• Lucy: The Professor's daughter who poison's him. Dies in a random explotion.

The Totals

• Body Count: 4
• Weapons Used: Poison.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 4. (Just as many deaths.)
• Explotions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Marketplaces are hard to run through.
• Never take medical advice from someone in the jail cell next to you.