The Invisible Maniac

A scientist discovers a serum that will turn people invisible. He is laughed at and then kills several other scientists. After he escapes from a mental hospital he goes to work at a high school as a physics teacher. Soon he perfects his formula and kills the teen students that have been makeing fun of him. This movie is cheesy as hell and quite a treat to people like me who watch these for the unintentional comedic value. The acting was bad, and the plot was filled with pointless sex sceens (wait, am I complaining?) and unlikeable heros. Oh well, 3 out of 5.

Characters:

Kevin Dornwinkle: Scientist who discovers a serum that turns people invisible. Too bad he freaks out and kills people. And where better to be invisible than a high school girl's locker room?
Bunny: I think she dies when she jumps and lands on head.
Chet: Typical Jock #1, and our hero of sorts. I believe he gets shot.
Henry: Janitor who kinda talks like Taz.
Bubba: Typical Jock # 2. Gets a submarine sandwich to the head.
April: Gets drowned in a fish tank.
Betty: Gets strangles with a fire hose.
Vicky: A sluty ditz, but that applies to just about every character in the movie. Gets electrocuted.
Mrs. Cello: Principal of the high school who likes to suduce her students and staff. Tries to blackmail Dornwinkle. Big mistake.

The Totals:

Body Count: 13
Weapons Used: A briefcase, scissors, a submarine sandwich, a firehose, a globe, boots, a fish tank, a radio, a bottle and a gun.
Breast Shots: 11. Yes... Eleven.
Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
Ominous thunderstorms: 0
Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

Scientific convention held in a church? The Ultimate Irony.
Scientists wear their lab coats to conventions.
When mental patients escapee, they release the hounds.
Food groups are easliy mistaken for the Laws of Physics.
Scientists refer to rabbits as bunnies.
There are few things funnier than bad actors trying to fight an invisible enemy.