The Killer Eye

Yes, The Killer Eye. A couple privatly funded scientists accidently bring a giant killer eye from another unierse and soon it's crawling theough the building haveing sex with their wives and shooting people with a blast of green light. Yeah. This is borderline soft-core porn, cause if you take out all of the sex scenes, you're left with about 30 minuets of actual story. The eye itself looks like a giant beachball with some color added, and it 'walks' around on tenticles of some kind. Rent this one if you like to laugh at ridiculous horror, or if you like bizarre kinky sex scenes. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Grady: The 'good' scientist who is conducting experiments of some nature. That's about as specific as I can get.
• Rita: Sluty woman who is married to one of the scientist's and is financing the experiments. How many people can say they're made love to a giant eyeball?
• Grady: The 'bad' scientist who doen't care if people die in his experiments. He's the one married to Rita. Gets sucked into the eyeball universe.
• Jane: Grady's wife who gets a nice back rub from the eyeball.
• Creepy Bill: This dude talks just like Beetlejuice! Some guy that hangs around the lab and is sent to the eyeball world.
• Tom & Joe: Two roomates who live in the same building. I'm pretty sure they're closet homosexuals. Zapped.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: Green lasyer beams.
• Breast Shots: 2. But they are very long.
• Thunderstorms: 1
• Gateways to a world filled with killer eyeballs: 2

Things I learned about giant killer eyes.

• They can have sex.
• They like to stalk women.
• They give good massages.
• They can shoot green laysers.