The Legend of Hell House

A classic haunted house story about a small group of professionals who are out to discover the secrets of life after death. A pretty cool movie that delivers the good even with primitive effects and a small bady count. Good acting, character development, and overall story makes this a must see for people who enjoy a good haunted house flick. 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Benjamin: Survivor of the houses previous attacks. He returns for some closure.
• Ann: Married to Lionel and goes along with him on his little ghost hunt.
• Lionel: Hired to find out what waits after death. Killed by flying bebris.
• Florence: Psychic who the ghosts relly seem to enjoy fucking with. Killed by a falling cross.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 2
• Weapons Used: A blanket, crystal glass, plates, a pan of chicken, a mirror, a fire poker, and a large cross.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explotions: 0
• Gusts of wind: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Alcoholism leads to seeing ghosts.
• Wow, that statue has some nice breasts!