The Mutilator

A child accidently shoots his mother and years later, while on vacation, he and his friends are hunted by his father. A decent slasher style flick with creative deaths, ample gore, and decent characters. I loved the hook scene. OUCH! Pick this cheesy puppy up. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Ed Jr: Teen who accidently shot his mother years earlier. Now his father is flipping out and killing his friends. Jerry! Jerry!
• Pam: Ed's gal. The clean virgin type. BOO!
• Ralph: Wears a sweater around his neck, so you know he's a prick. Pitchfork to the throat.
• Sue: Ralph's woman. Hooked in a very sensitive area and axed. Ouch.
• Linda: Hot chic who gets drowned in a pool.
• Mike: Falls for the old follow the trail of clothes to the murderer trick. Sliced up by a boat motor.
• Bid Ed: Father of the other Ed. Goes psycho and hunts humans.
• Ben: Security patrol. Decapitated by a machete.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: A gun, water, a boat motor, a machete, a pitchfork, a hook, an axe, a knife, a car, a lighter, a car, and a wall.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Cars unable to start: 2
• Pop-up bodies: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Where did the blood go?
• Ribbons will not deflect bullets.
• Pictures of elves are scary.
• Hunting humans isn't challenging.