The Pit

A touching story about a kid and the people he feeds to creatures in the woods. These people have to be blind or really stupid, because half of them just step off into the pit. I liked the fact that the heroine, Sandy fell into the pit and was torn apart in a very gorey way. It kinda caught me off gaurd. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jaime: Little boy who has some social disorders and feeds people to creatures in the forest. Falls into another pit at the end.
• Sandy: Jamie's babysitter who he has the hots for. Falls into the pit and is eaten.
• Abigal: Little brat redhead who terrorizes Jamie. Eaten.
• Mrs. Livingston: Librarian who gets freaked out by Jamie a lot.
• Freddy and Christina: Pick on Jamie and become fodder.
• Teddy: Jamie's teddy bear that talks to him and tells him what to do. Kind of like an evil version of AI.
• Alan: Sandy's boyfriend who falls into the pit and becomes chow.
• Tra-la-logs: the creatures in the pit. They look like the monsters from The Critters. Shot to death.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: Guns.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Doesn't this kid go to school?
• Cows are much smarter than humans.
• 30 foot pits are really hard to spot.
• Teddy bears are a good sourse for advice.