The Stuff

If The Blob and Invasion of the Body Snatchers had a bastard child it would be The Stuff. it's clever enough, but kind of nutty in a not-so-funny kind of way. It's about an ice cream/yogert substance that brainwashes you when you eat it. Plus it's alive. Worth a rent if you like odd horror movies. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Mo: Industrial spy who uncovers the truth behind The Stuff and brings the company down.
• Nicole: The Stuff's advertising leader. Discovers the truth about the crap she's selling.
• Chocolate Chip Charlie: Former business owner who is put out of business by The Stuff.
• Jason: Little kid who is terrified of the Stuff.
• Col. Spears: Runs an army out of a castle.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Guns and.... guns.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Waving your arms will not make a truck stop.
• The army travels by taxi and tips them 15%.
• Midwest states are good to test dangerous experimental things on.