The Surgeon

A surgeon discovers a syrum that will cure anything, but he has to shove a huge ass needle up people's noses to get the ingredients. The movie was kind of dull considering the possibilities. If you want to see a cooler movie about a killer surgeon, check out Dr. Giggles. Its far superior and very entertaining. The best thing about this movie was that someone was making fun of the movie during the end credits! very skipable. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Dr. Theresa McCann: Doctor who likes dolphin free tuna and to date psychoic doctors.
• Dr. Benjamin Hendricks: Doctor who seems insensitive at first buts ends up being swell.
• Dr. Julian Matar: A nutso ex doctor who creats some kind of miricle syrum that cures everything, even dozens of gun shots. Impaled on glass.
• Milly: Fat black woman, who knows an evil doctor when she sees him!
• Dr. Stein: Does experiments on dead people and monkeys. Hung on a hook.
• Dr. Ed Mittlesbay: The boss doctor guy who was involved with the killer in the past. Blood pumped out.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A scalple, a toilet, a needle, gas, and suns.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Surgical masks come in black, but only for evil surgeons.
• Hospitals allow candles and for the patients to have sex.
• Hospital rooms are really huge.
• I could have done without this pool scene.