The Willies

Three boys sit around in a tent late at night telling each other greousome tales and urban legends they've heard. The movie was kinda like Tales From the Crypt meets Creepshow. The stories were cool and all, but there wan't much of a payoff at the end. Eh, 2.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Michael, Kyle, & Josh: Three boys who are telling the stories. Two of them get chomped in the end... I think.
• Danny: Younge boy who discovers a monster in the boys bathroom. He feeds the local bullies to it.
• Rudy, Frick and Frack: The local bullies. They are munched on.
• Mr. Jenkins: A nice old janitor who turns into a monster and eats bad kids.
• Mrs. Titmarsh: Mean teacher who get chomped.
• Gordy: Fat little kid who likes to tourcher flys. Arms pulled off by giant flys.
• Framer Spidey: Local farmer who discovers a magical formula for fertilizer. Hates Gordy.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A microwave, soap, a urinal cake, and a book.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Microwaves should NOT be used to dry dogs.
• Bullies are soooo cool.
• Giant plastic bugs are hard to destroy.
• Special fertilizer turns ordinary flys into human in giant fly costumes.