Bottom 10 of 2003
Here are the really bad movies and the ones that just really pissed me off for one reason or another. I can't even defend most of these and I'm the bad movie champion! Oh well, venting is good for the soul.
1. Scarecrow Slayer
I thought the original movie Scarecrow was bad. This was so bad it made my head hurt. Terrible acting and no plot. Plus all the gore was computer animated. Tony Todd (The Candyman) must be hitting the bottom of his career acting in this one. Use this DVD for a coaster.
2. Final Examination
A soft-core porn that ends up being more like a lame suspence serial killer flick that a slasher. Overall bad acting and story but breasts galore!
3. Jeepers Creepers 2
Such an unbelieveable let down from the first. There were very few 'real' death scenes. Many people were just carried off and presumed dead. Bad acting and zero plot, with every character being annoying as hell.
4. Ice Crawlers
A movie about plastic bugs killing people in Antartica. All of the characters were very stupid and were very easily killed by a bug about the size of a small dog.
5. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
A giant shark that swallows boats whole, and it's low budget. Two deadly things to mix togther. I don't really think I have to say much here. I mean just look at the picture!
6. House of the Dead
This is one of the movies that really pissed me off. The had dozens of those trendy 'matrix scenes' where everything slows down as the character kicks ass. Plus it flashed scenes from the video game throughout the movie. You bastasrds, you even made a simple zombie movie bad.
7. Darkness Falls
Don't get me wrong, I think the idea is really cool. An evil tooth fairy that can only attack in the dark is an awsome concept. I just think that they did it all wrong. Plus the lack or real characters and pretty much no gore left this one dry.
8. Pinata: Survival Island.
A movie about a killer Pinata. Why are you laughing? I'm serious. Ok, go ahead and laugh. I sure did. It's hard to be scared of an enemy who's main weakness is a child with a stick.
9. Sasquatch
A rescue team is sent tnto the mountains to search for survivors of a plane crash and find Big Foot instead. The only good thing about this film is it had Lance Henriksen in it. Other than that, very few death scenes and a long boreing movie.
10. Arachnia
Survivors of a plane crash come up against an army of giant spiders. This movie had bad acting, clay spiders, and a Bruce Campbell wanna-be.
*Note: Some of these movies may have different release years in other countries, but were widely released in the US in the year of 2003.