Totem

A cool idea done really badly. It's about a group of six random people who find themsleves in a cabin in the middle of the woods, surrounded by an invisible wall. Then, one by one, they become possesed temporarily and start killing each other. I think the worse thing about the movie was the acting. It was pretty bad, even for me. Plus the totems were just really unintimidating. Kind of a bland movie. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Alma: The only one to truely survive the deadly one foot tall totems.
• Robert: Gets stabbed in the neck and bleeds to death. he still walks around and has a soul... don't ask, because I'm not even sure what wa up with that.
• Roz: Gets dragged off very slowly by the totems, and later gets her head bashed with a shovel.
• Paul: Kills Tina while in a trance, and gets chopped at the end.
• Len: Jock-type guy. Bashed with a shovel.
• Tina: Killed with a hatchet early on.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: hatchet, a shovel, a rope, and glass.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Random scenes of Midevel footage: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Totem poles sound like pigs.
• Totems produce fog.
• Just kick them or something!