The Toxic Avenger

I think my problem with these movies is that I watched them out of order. After the first movie, the actors were changed, and it threw me off. It wasn't as bad as the third one, but it wasn't as good as the second one. I guess I had my expectations too high or something. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Toxie: AKA Melvin. Dork who is the victim of a cruel joke, and transforms into a toxic wate super hero.
• Sara: Toxie's gal. She's blind... obviously.
• Mayor Belgoody: Fat and corrupt mayor. Killed by Toxie.
• Bozo: Jock-type that has to be on speed or something. Gets his kicks by running over pedestrians.
• Julie: Bozo's gal. Kind of a tart. Presumed dead.
• Slug: Bozo's friend. Choked.
• Wanda: Slug's gal. She gets off by masterbateing to pictures of dead bodies. Forced to sit on sauna rocks. Dead?
• Chief Himmel: Acts like a Nazi.
• Officer O'Clancy: A good cop. Saved by Toxie.

The Totals

• Body Count: 22
• Weapons Used: Toxic waste, a bat, a cigar, mops, guns, sword, milk, greese, blender, sauna rocks, cane.
• Random Breast Shot: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 4
• U-Hauls Avoided During The Car Chase: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Old men in thongs are disgusting.
• These girls have some serious tan lines.
• Screaming while burning alive is looked at as not being able to take a joke.
• Aerobics are done best wearing lingerie.
• Thieves introduce themselves while robbing a crowded resturants.
• Stop signs are posted in the middle of feilds.