The Toxic Avenger III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

A pretty terrible movie. I had high expectations after seeing Part 2, which was pretty decent. This one lacked the story, body count, and creativity that the last one had. I found myself wishing it was over half-way through. The whole Jesus/Satan tempting thing was just stupid. And they spent the first 15 minuets of the film promoting Troma films. I mean dropping a line or 2 is cool, but it got real old real fast. I can't really think of much to say about it, but you should avoid it. 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• The Toxic Avenger: The hero. Takes a job working for The Chairman.
• Claire: Toxie's blind girlfriend.
• The Chairman: The evil Villan trying to take over Tromaville.
• Malfaire: One of The Chairman's henchwomen. Squished by a bus.
• Mrs. Junko: Toxie's Mom.

The Totals

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: Guns, a movie, a video rewinder, a mop, and a saw blade.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1 (Thunder on a clear day)
• Explosions: 2
• People set on fire: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• OK, enough self promotion Troma.
• Is the video store a hang-out place for rabbis and sluts?
• Not the acordian again!
• Is this suppose to be on top of a mountain? I can see the ceiling.
• Thats a lot of urine.
• This sex scene is just disturbing.
• Why did she need so many walking sticks?
• This movie has a 2 million dollar budget?
• They sure got their moneys worth out of that bus!
• Puddles of mud make buses explode.