Trilogy of Terror

Eh. This movie really blew chunks. The first two stories (see below) were long and with predictable finishes. The last one was a little entertaining, but it couldn't save this sinking ship. Plus it was the same actors in every tale which was really annoying as well. Skip it. 1.5 out of 5.

The Stories

• Story 1: A teacher is date raped by one of her students and he blackmails her with pictures, until she turns the tables on him in a sinister way.
• Story 2: Two squabling sisters are after each other. One is good and proper, and the other is evil. Someone has to go.
• Story 3: A young woman buys a wooden statue for her man, but it comes to life and tries to kill her.

The Totals

• Body Count: 3
• Weapons Used: Drugs, a voodoo doll, a spear, a lamp, and an oven
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explotions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Wooden dolls can be drowned.
• Suitcases were not meant to imprison killer toys.