Triloquist

Ok. I am offically bored with the killer doll movies. That includes toys, dummies, puppets and even leprechauns. I can't believe I keep getting suckered into this sub-genre. In all fairness I think this movie is mostly responsible for jadding me so much. The character Dummy, was pretty lame. Did little killing himself, and spent most of the time trying to run away with Norbert from Angelina. I think the thing that kinda made this movie go from mildly entertaining to absurdly tedious was when the foreshaddowing of incest began. My advice is to skip it. My friend Dat Rambo agrees, that this one gets a 1.5/5.

Characters

• Dummy: That's right, I'm giving the dummy top billings baby! Creepy (of course) ventriloquist dummy that... is alive... I guess? AS far as killer dolls go (and sadly there are lots) he's kinda dull.
• Angelina: Crazy sister who always seems to let her brother take the fall for Dummy. She's the leader of the trio.
• Norbert: Really odd brother of Angelina. I believe he's mute which makes his ventriloquist act all the more hilarious. Right.
• Robin: Poor random girl who gets kidnapped so Norbert can mate with her. Yeah...

The Totals

• Body Count: 16
• Weapons Used: Saran wrap, butcher knife, shotgun, log, match, axe, laso, leaves, and a 2x4.
• Gratuitous breast shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 5
• Explosions: 0
• Scenes of incest: 1

Random thoughts or things I learned from this film

• I can't believe it. I wish I was watching Dollman vs Demonic Toys instead.
• Dummies wear wigs.
• Chili dogs make dummies fart.
• Housekeeping is a dangerous job in horror movies.
• Throwing leaves in someone's face will blind them for a short period.
• Ventriloquist dummies inspire incest.