Truth or Dare

A normal man discovers his wife is cheating on him with his friend. He goes nuts and cuts himself up with a razor. Years later, he comes back to kill people who wronged him, and anyone else that gets in the way. This movie was overall crqp, but it did have some cool spots in it, like when he ran down the baby carrage into a bloody pool. I also dug the copper mask he wore. Very nice. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Mike: Normal guy pushed into insanity. Commits self mutilation and later kills lots of people. He makes a cool looking copper mask though!
• Sharon: Mike's cheating wife who is made the heroine. Fortunatly, she does get killed and stuffed in a closet.
• Jerry: Friend of Mike's who sleeps with his wife. What a guy. Stabbed by Mike.
• Dr. Thorne: Mike's doctor. Shot in the head by Mike.
• Pournelle: Police captain guy who takes Mike down.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 15
• Weapons Used: A razor, a corkscrew, a knife, a pencil, a gun, gas, a chainsaw, and mace.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2
• Number of trips our vicious killer takes to the hospital: 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Hitchhikers are sluts.
• One dollar is suitable payment for storeing a car for 15 months.
• Oh, well that explains it. They're from Ohio.
• Serial killers drive with their flashers on.
• Cars can be ramed into and blown up, and then drive away without a scratch.