Urban Legends: Final Cut

A film student decides to make her film about urban legends, and suddenly her crew starts to get butchered. This moviesucked on a number of different levels. My biggest complaint was that the death scenes sucked. Most of them weren't even real urban legends. Just dull and uncreative. The acting sucked. the twist sucked. The ending REALLY sucked. At the end, there were five people attacking the one killer. A bad bad movie. Please avoid it. 1/2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Amy: Student at a film school who decides to make her film about urban legends. What kind of crappy movie would that be?
• Travis: Depressed friend of Amy's who kills himself, or did he??? He didn't. He was killed.
• Trevor: Brother of Travis. Shows up to investigate his brother's death.
• Professor Solomon: Teacher who... well... teaches... and... thats about it. Oh yeah, and he kills people.
• Reese: Security gaurd for the first movie. Still very annoying.
• Graham: Joey Lawrence! Rich kid with an attitude. Whoa, you totally got shot! Whoa!
• Toby: Sound guy who quits Amy's movie, and chets. Shot but lives.
• Vanessa: Lesbian who gets hung from a bell.
• Stan & Dirk: Special effects dorks who get electrocuted.
• Sandra: Ditx blond who is the worse actress ever. Slashed with a razor.
• Simon: Russian photographer who gets beaten with a camera lens.
• Lisa: Girl who gets her liver removed and her head severed.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A plastic bag, a window, a razor, a camera lens, a pitchfork, a hammer, electricity, a chair, a gun, and a shovel.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• 911 operators are assholes.
• Being able to scream means that you can act.
• Yet another reason smoking kills.
• Full moons last for weeks at a time.