Valentine

Well, it was bound to happen. Following in the footsteps of Leprechaun, Uncle Sam, Halloween, and Silent Night Deadly Night, now Valentine's Day has it's own killer. I have to admit even though this movie wasn't spectaculare, it was better than I thought it would be. The first twist didn't catch me off gaurd, but the second one did! But for the record, the best part of the movie was Denise Richards in a bikini, and if you wanted to see that, rent Wild Things, and you'll see a lot more. If you can rent ti cheap, give it a shot, but don't waste more than two dollars on it. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Kate: Knows a lot of assholes.
• Adam: Kate's kinda boyfriend. A recovering alchoholic, who thinks the thirteenth step is to start drinking again.
• Paige: Why, oh why did she not get naked!? Drilled and electrocuted.
• Dorothy: She use to be the fate girl, but now she's just another skinney rich gal. Has some real trust issues before getting shot.
• Campbell: Conartist who cons Dorothy. Gets the axe... to the back that is.
• Lily: Shot with Cupid's arrows and fallsto her death in a dumpser.
• Det. Leon Vaughn: Sleezy cop who isn't a lot of help. Beheaded.
• Max: Lily's man. He's a really bad artist.
• Gary: Kate's creepy neighbor. Beaten to death with an iron.
• Ruthie: Campbell's ex-woman. Stabbed in the throat with glass.
• Shelley: Younge med student killed early on. Stabbed.

TheTotals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A knife, arrows, an iron, hot wax, a pool stick, poiny glass, a hot tub, a drill, a bottle, and a gun.
• Random Breast Shot: 1 Kinda. It was on a tv set.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Putting yourself in a bodybag makes the killer's job easy.
• Toilets are good for washing hair.
• Dumpsters close when bodies fall into them.