Vampires

Carpenter is slipping in his old age. I think at some point directors should be put out to pasture before they drag their names thru the mud. Vampires was not really anything all too creative. It did have some cool spots in it, like the massacre at the hotel. But other than that scene, it was a long and dare I say boreing movie. It had kind of a generic twist to it and an emotionless villian. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Jack Crow: Vampire hunter raised and trained by the Catholic church. Gets his ass kicked a lot.
• Montoya: One of the Baldwins. I hate the Baldwins....
• Jan Valek: The first vampire who is very powerful. Impaled on a staff and burned.
• Katrina: Prostitute who is bitten and becomes a link for the hunters.
• Father Adam: Replacement priest for the tem. Develops an unholy attitude.
• Cardinal Alba: Evil Catholic Guy! Shot.

The Totals

• Body Count: 23
• Weapons Used: A crossbow, sunlight, guns, a phone, fire, a cross, and a 2X4.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Kill the Baldwin! No.. not the topless women... the Baldwin! No... stop...stop! No, the Baldwin! NOOOO!
• Monks don't fight very well.
• Aw shit, The Baldwin to the rescue....