Wasp Woman

A pretty typical experiment-gone-wrong movie about a vain woman seeking to keep her looks. She takes a drug that turns her into a giant wasp every once and a while. She starts going crazy and kills people. Deep down, she's still human, and even helps destroy herself at the end. The costume used in the movie was kinda fake looking, and there were terrible woman-to-wasp transformations. The acting was not great, but bearable and the actual story wasn't that bad either. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Janice: Owner of a cosmetic company. She's getting older, and wants her beauty back. Takes drugs and becomes a giant wasp, complete with wasp breats.
• Alec: Boyfriend of Janice. Also a photographer. Generally nice... and boreing guy.
• Mary: Janice's loyal assistant.
• Dr. Zinthrop: Creats a wonder drug from wasp harmones, and then wanders off into a sewer where he is killed by his wasp-cat.
• Caitlin: Blonde airhead model. Killed by the wasp woman.
• John: Competition to Janices company. Gets his wang (yes, I said 'wang') bitten off and presumed dead.
• Arthur: The right-hand man for Janice's company and trusted friend who betrays them. Killed.
• Nick: Assistant photographer who gets stung.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Dynomite.... and uh... I guesss a stinger.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Never crawl into a sewer for any reason.
• Turning into a wasp during sex is a real turn-off.
• Never let a wasp give you oral sex.
• Models can park in hadicap spaces.