Waxwork

I'm always on the look out for creative movies, So many movies now at days are based on sequels, or old ideas. That it's refreshing to see movies like this one. In Waxwork, if you stepped into the wax exhibit, you were transported into the real version. Were got a nice mixture of werewolves, vampires, zombies, and other monsters. the3 actual wax figures themselves were pretty cool themselves. Rent this one! 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Mark: Rich kid addicted to coffee and cigerettes and obcessed with a girl named China.
• Sarah: Nice girl that turns out to be a masochist.
• China: A real gitch that wears a lot of black. Chomped by a vampire.
• Tony: Friend chomped on by a vampire and shot.
• Mr. Lincoln: Runs the morbid waxwork. Looks s little like Willy Wonka. Shot and lands in hot wax.
• Sir Wilfred: Knows about the evil in the wax. Chomped on by a werewolf.
• Jenkins: Mark's butler. Stabbed.
• James & Gemma: Two of Mark's friends. Dead.

The Totals

• Body Count: 29
• Weapons Used: Fire, a chair, a knife, wine, a spear, a whip, a sword, a hatchet, a rifle, and hot wax.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Human heads are very flameable.
• You don't need a warrant to search waxworks
• Old people vs wax people; The ultimate showdown!
• The lower back is a vital area of the body.
• Severed hands can squeak.