Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

The Djinn is released but a thief and steals souls from prisoners and gamblers. Well there's nothing quite like a movie that has a lawyer fucking himself. Seriously. I was really looking forward to this sequel, but was of course disappointed by the straight to video effects and quality. There were a few cool deaths, but over all it was lack luster. At least it isn't the worst in the series. Oh wait, yeah it is. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Morgana: Thief chick who accidently frees the Djinn durning a heist. Repents and goes straight. I guess haveing the fate of the world in your hands could do that to ya.
• The Djinn: The evil Genie is released again and steals souls. This time from prison and Las Vegas!
• Gregory: Priest friend of Morgana's. Get's crucified but lives.
• Eric: Morgana's boyfriend that gets killed in the heist early on.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10, plus a massacre.
• Weapons Used: Guns, bars, a heater, a roulette table, and cards.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Never take help from someone that looks like a chewed up piece of gum.
• Everyone was Kung-fu fighting...
• Cutting off your finger will purify your soul.