Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell

You know the story by now. Some chic lets The Djinn free and he starts killing people until she makes her third wish or until she outwits him. There was a decent amount of gore, but the rest of the movie sucked. The acting was pretty bad, and the story is nothing new or exciting. At least it wasn't the worse of the series. That privilage goes to Wishmaster 2. All in all, a 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Diana: Mythology student with intimacy issues. Driving badly seems to run in the family. Frees The Djinn to wreak havock on the campus.
• The Djinn: An evil genie who turns your wishes against you. Wants to open the gates of hell.
• Greg: Diana's man who gets possessed by St. Michael the Archangel to help defeat The Djinn.
• Professor Joel: Diana's teacher who is killed early on and The Djinn takes his appearance.
• St. Michael the Archangel: Called upon by Diana to defeat The Djinn. The really dramatic type.
• Katie: Diana's best friend who likes to have sex in public. Face chewed off ny rats.
• Billy: Katie's boyfriend who is the party frat boy type. Impaled on a horny mask.
• Elinor: Sluty chic who likes olded men. Askes the Djinn to break her heart, so he did.
• Anne: Chic who gets overlooked by everyone. Wishes to lose a little weight, so she throws up her intestines.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: Fire, a pew, The Sword of Justic, horns, rats, a flag, and a car.
• Breast Shots: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The Djinn is a pimp.
• Being attacked by rats qualifies as 'a place to hide' I guess.
• The sun rises really fast in this state.
• If you fall from a three story building, be sure to have an evil genie to break your fall.