Wrong Turn

Seven people find themselves stranded on a remote dirt road in the middle of the woods. They go looking for a ride or a phone and instead find thewmselves being savagly hunted by deranged rednecks. This movie reminded me of a less scary Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The death scenes were somewhat creative, but at the smae time seemed uneventful. You could see them coming a mile way. The gore was up too par, with limbs being severed and chomped from the dead character's bodies. I liked the atmophere for the most part, especially the graveyard for the blood-spattered vehicles of past victims. A very nice touch. And you can't go wrong with body parts chilling in the fridge. The acting was nothing special, but there was some nice clothed eye candy for the guys. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Chris: Med student who takes a shortcut to avoid gridlock on the interstate. Has an accident with another car and finds himself being hunted by inbred rednecks.
• Jessie: Chick who was riding in the car that got hit by Chris. Seems to be the only one in the car who can hold her own against the homicidal hicks.
• Scott: Young man who recently got engaged and is looking forward to spending the rest of his life with the woman he loves. Shot to death with many arrows.
• Carly: Scott's woman who is a little upset when her man gets used for target practice. Machete across the mouth.
• Francine: Skinney redhead chick who gets strangled with a sharp wire of some sort.
• Evan: Asshole boyfriend of Francine's. Ear ripped off and killed off screen.
• Three Finger, Saw-Tooth & One-Eye: Ladies and Gentlemen, our villians. Deformed, mosy likely from inbreeding, rednecks who like to kill and dismember people who enter their woods.

The Totals

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: Metal wire, guns, a machete, fire, a crowbar, arrows, an axe, a bat, and a chain.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• I wouldn't mind volunteering for her experiment!
• Never listen to a man who only has one tooth.
• Inbred rednecks are hard to kill.