Xtro

A bizarre alien movie about a father who is abducted by aliens and returns to his family years later as an alien himself. The reason it's odd is because the child becomes an alien and starts creating midget clowns, panthers, flying disco tops, and giant toy soilders to kill people. It's worth a watch, unless you just hate alien movies. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Tony: Twisted freak kid that had an alien encounter.
• Sam: Tony's dad who was abducted and returns years later as a homicidal alien.
• Rachel: Tony's mother who gets an exploding egg to the face at the end. presumed dead.
• Joe: Rachel's new man. Kinda protective of the family against Sam. Killed by a high pitched sound.
• Analise: French chic that helps around the house. Sucked to death by Tony.
• Mrs. Goodman: Nosey neighbor who is shot by a giant toy soilder.
• Michael: Analise's man. Killed by a random cougar.
• Mr. Knight: Landlord who gets his throat slit by a flying disco top.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Guns, a hammer, a toy tank, and a flying disco top.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Power outages: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Snake eggs make a good midnight snack.
• Giving your child a hickie is just really wrong.
• Toy tanks have real ammo.
• Always check elevators for midget clowns.
  
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