Zombie

This was a decent enough zombie flick. It was kinda slow-paced, but it did have 2 strong points. The first is the make-up. Most zombie movies just slap some white make-up on the actors, even if they've been dead for decades. These corpses actually look like they've bee dead for some time. The other strong point is the ending. At the end, the zombies had over-run New York. It kinda looks like a prequel for Day of the Dead and Dawn of the Dead. Creepy. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Peter: Reporter out to get the scoop.
• Anne: Daughter of one of the island's scientists.
• Dr. Maynard: The main scientist of the island. Dies from a fatal wound to the... cheek... I guess.
• Brian: On a cruse with his wife Susan. Gives Peter and Anne a lift to the island. Bitten by zombie-wife Susan and turned into a zombie.
• Susan: Brian's wife. Scuba-dives topless. Woo-hoo! Chomped and zombiefied.
• Mrs. Maynard: Very biter about being on the zombie covered island. I can't blame her. Gets a big splinter to the eye.
• Lucas: A local man. Maybe an assistant of sorts. Chomped.
• Anna: An assistant. Chomped.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Uses: guns, a coral reef, explosives.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 4
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 8

Random Thoughts

• In a 3 way fight, a topless scuba-diver will beat a shark and a zombie.
• I say hold the next survivor on this island! The losers are the one's who get eaten by the zombies.
• Zombie roadkill!
• Conquistadors don't completely rot, even after 400 years.
• She watched that zombie rise from the grave for 40 seconds and still didn't have enough time to take one step to run!
• Are those zombies forming a mosh pit?
  
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