Zombie 5: Killing Birds

A small expedition for a local college goes on the hunt for a rare species of woodpecker out in the woods. Soon they find themselves stranded and stalked by zombies. This movie was a mixed blessing. On one hand, I really liked the directing and the visual effects. On the other hand, the story drug on, and we don't even see a zombie for the first hour of the film. Also, I can't make a connection between this film and the others, besides the obvious zombies. Go ahead and check it out. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Steve: The leader of an expedition trying to find a rare woodpecker. Now there's a cause worth dying for!
• Anne: Reporter that goes with the group to do a human intrest story. The zombies ripping heads off will add a nice touch.
• Mary: Tall burnet who gets used for tug of war between the humans and zombies. She loses. Throat ripped.
• Paul: Mary's guy, who wears his headphones a lot. Zombies punched through the roof and chomped on his head.
• Brian: Security gaurd sent along to watch over the students. Gets set on fire and runs into the forest. Presumed dead and extra crispy.
• Rob: Makes money by making images of stick people haveing sex on his computer. Gets his necklace caught in the generator gears and gets turned into hamburger.
• Jennifer: Nerdy girl who is the first to go. Head smashed against a wall.

The Totals

• Body Count: 11
• Weapons Used: A knife, a wall, and a generator.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Cars unable to start: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Never cheat on someone who wears combat boots.
• This is money to be made in makeing stick figures have sex.
• Will there eventually be zombies in Zombie 5?
• Stop Drop and Roll, fool!