Zombie Lake

A group of WWII soilders are killed by townsfolk and their bodies are thrown into the nearby lake. Years later they return to munch on the townsfolk; mainly the topless women. And that is the best part of the movie, the hordes of topless women. This movie had the worse zombie make-up I've ever seen in a zombie movie, and I've even seen Night of the Zombies. On top of that, there was bad acting, bad dubbing, and even bad editing.

Characters:

• HERE ARE THE CHARACTERS...
• Le maire
• Le soldat allemand
• Helena
• Morane
• Chanac
• I have no idea who any of these people are. They never adressed each other with actual names.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 31
• Weapons Used: Guns and fire.
• Breast Shots: 4, counting a topless volleyball team. Ohhhh yeah!
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Now I understand why French people don't bathe often. Because they get eaten by zombies if they do.
• Adjusting your pantyhose can be a deadly mistake.
• Zombies wear really terrible makeup.
• Zombies kick ass in bar fights!
  
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