Zombies Zombies Zombies

So nice they had to say it... thrice. Well, for the most part anyway. ZZZ was slightly above average for most of the garbage being passed as zombie movies now at days, but didn't really have anything special or creative about it. It have good characters and decent gore/cgi. The audio was a little off at times, but it wasn't all that noticeable. One of the major problems I had was trying to figure out who the lead was. It was kinda shared by the three strippers who survived. Bottom line: if you like zombie movies you'll prolly dig this. I did. 3.5/5

Characters

• Dallas: As far as I could tell she was the lead of the movie. Kind of a bland character though. But man, can she swing a pole at a zombie!
• Harley: The 'new girl.' Still sweet and innocent. She even accepts change as a tip!
• Dakota: She does the whole bitch-turned-good thing. Even manages to live!
• Chris: Harley's brother who came to give her a ride. Gets an accidental injection that makes zombies explode when they bite him. Does the whole heroic sacrific thing to save her.
• Johnny Vegas: AKA, Big Daddy. What zombies vs strippers movie would be complete without a generic pimp character?! Eventually went down, pimp hand ablazin'!
• Pandora: Nice mentor-like stripper. Goes outside to rescue a cat and gets shot by Vegas.
• Clive: Big black bouncer. Pretty nice dude, but gets the eventual chomp.
• Steve: One of Dakota's boyfriends. Kind of a goodie-goodie... and possibly a stalker. Chomped and shot.
• Louanne: Johnny's main ho, who is now pregnet with his baby. Awww.... CHOMPED!
• Alex: AKA, DJ Spin. ABout as nice of a guy who spins records at a strip club could be. Chow.
• Dr. Stewart: The scientist who creates the drugs that spawn the zombies. Once you've seen one scientist trying to improve the world by curing a disease but instead created a terrible zombie creating drug, you've seen 'em all.
• Lucas: Kevin Smith looking guy who steals the zombie drugs that start the outbreak. Fodder
• Lisa: Prostitute and kind of a bitch in general. Smoked herself into a zombie.

The Totals

• Body Count: 22, plus numerous off screen.
• Weapons Used: Ice skates, a machete, a shotgun, a truck, a pistol, a pole, a chaisaw, a bat, a weedeater, a hammer, a shoe, a pimp hand, and a stripper pole.
• Gratuitous breast shots: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Characters who die trying to save an animal: 1
• Zombies who suffer the pimp hand: 4

Random thoughts or things i learned from this film

• Machetes can be found in the parking lot of an ice skating rink.
• Old men like to tip with change at strip clubs.
• Strippers have feelings too.
• Prostitute's hands can be used as ashtrays.
• If there's a zombie epidemic outside your building, going outback and sticking your head in a dumpster is not a good idea.